I happen to be an avid player of Urban Terror, a mod for Quake III Arena. You might be amazed at the idiots that play this game.

For starters, they complain. They complain if you're good, they complain about guns being "noob guns" because they're useful guns but they never use them, and they complain if you kill them by accident. Yes, that even counts if they're on the other team.

Okay, I'll quit beating around the bush. I hate the game, but I love it. I continue to play it but it is SO. FREAKING. ANNOYING. Earlier when I mentioned complaining about the people that call things "noob guns," I was referring to the big fiasco with the SPAS-12 shotgun. They ruined it because people whined. They whined because there was finally a gun in the game that could kill people. Hmm... I fail to see their logic, but lets move on.

Half of the general Urban Terror populace is the best player ever. No, really, if you kill them, you cheat. It's true. I use skill hacks, which I downloaded into my brain. Wait a second... I never downloaded anything, I'm just better than you! Ha! Excuse me.

People abuse the voting feature. After everybody gets about two kills, they call a vote for a new map, such as ut_range, the best map ever. I'm not sure if it's even possible to have more than one person on that map at the same time, but one thing's for sure, it's great. It's completely flat. What the slag? Why would anyone want to play that? I guess this is why everyone disabled voting on their server. Good move.

If you team kill, they spew out a couple expletives and then kill you as much as possible before being automatically kicked from the server. Gee, you people are smart. I'll just sheath my knife in your skull now.

I do believe that most Urban Terror players have a combined IQ of -127. I think I'll conclude this rant now, because I can't think of anything else. Bah.

~Linus