Hello. This is a picture of me. Marcie. Yeah, Marcie. I’m glad that’s not my real name…
Anyways, it looks like one of my friends took a picture of this while I was lying down on the bathroom floor, doesn’t it? No, actually, it’s the walls of my school. Oh, another thing, the floors for my school’s bathroom actually do look like that. Disgusting.

Anyways, I’d show you a picture of my school, but I can’t seem to find one. So, instead, I’ll just draw a picture of it.

Yeah, that’s about right.

Anyways, since I mentioned my school, I think I’ll go and rant about it. Yay.

Ok, you’ve already seen what my school looks like, so now, I guess I’ll introduce some of the faculty.

Now, I’m not giving out any of these people’s names, as their phone numbers could be found if I did. Don’t want any prank phone calls now.

First of all, this is the superintendent, Mr. H. I have to say, this is one of the only people in the entire school that actually has a brain. A quite good one, actually.

Okay, this is the Elementary principal. I don’t know much about this guy, as he became principal as I was leaving elementary, and going into the Junior High section of our school.

His last name is Mr. P or something like that. I don’t know his first name. Whatever.

This man, is no doubt, the dumbest principal I’ve ever had. He’s both the High School and the Junior High’s principal. He has absolutely no brain at all. Seriously. See how the picture of him is all bright? That’s not from the light coming out of the office window, that’s the people and the camera being blinded by his stupidity.

Oh yeah…by the way…

KITTY!!!!

Now, onto the teachers.

This man is awesome. I had him all this year as a science teacher, and I’m hoping I’ll have him again next year. He also has a very good mind, not to mention that every year he wishes for an evil destructive robot for Christmas. In fact, since he couldn’t ever get one of those, he built his own robot. I forgot what he named it, but it was pretty big. I’d say it was about six feet tall. Now, this thing was just built from wood and some scraps of metal, but it still looked pretty cool.

Actually, his robot looked pretty similar to another wooden robot I’ve seen…

Also, my friend Linus noticed that he has a striking resemblance to another man:

Enough about him, onto another teacher.

This is my math teacher. Notice how I don’t capitalize “math”? That’s because school subjects aren’t supposed to be capitalized or some slag like that. You can learn a lot of things from going to english class.

This man you see in the picture is sort of insane. I mean, not literally, but he just has that sort of insane sense of humor. Now, I can’t say anything about him, unless I mention his arch nemesis, my history teacher.

This man is also insane. He battles my math teacher (let’s call him “Mr.D”) almost everyday.

When he’s not dissing the lack of Mr. D’s hair, he’s usually talking like a cowboy to him. You know, that kind of “This school ain’t big enough for the two of us…” kind of stuff. I think they wrestled each other once or twice. Funny stuff. Now, while I’m on the subject of my history teacher, I should probably talk about his son.

I don’t know what’s with his son. He’s an art teacher by the way. Oh yeah, he’s also a football coach. Whoop-dee-doo. You can probably already notice that he looks like he’s about to eat you. Creepy, I know. I never really talk to this guy much, so I don’t really have anything to say about him.

Well, that’s pretty much all I have to say right now. Once I find some more pictures, I’ll go on and rant about different things in my school. Yep. Mm-hm.

~Marcie