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Ketchup Packets:
I hate these dang things. I mean, the restaurants are always out of ketchup, so you have to go to the register and ask for a bunch of ketchup packets. So, they give you a hand load of these little packets. Well, there’s like…what…12 packets here? That should be enough for my french fries. Wrong. First of all, half of these dang things won’t open, even though you’re ripping it on the “tear here” line. Now, when you do get some of them open, you have to get the ketchup out. How the smell do you get it out? Oh, I guess you just press it out. A few moments later, you have ketchup all over your hands. After you get all of these onto your plate so you can have your fries, you have to get some more, as 12 packets only supply enough ketchup for two fries. How cheap. Nasty Veggie Burgers:
Onto the next thing. Look at this burger. Just look at it. I hate these things. I mean, there are two good things on that whole burger. The buns and the patty. Everything else in this thing is nasty. Pickles, some weird butt onions, some nasty looking cheese, oh, and don’t forget…LETTUCE. I HATE LETTUCE. This burger is just disgusting. All burgers are. Unless it has only a patty, cheese, and bacon on it. Salad:
Look at the stuff she’s eating. What the heck is it, the organs of some animal? I dunno it might be salad. Dang, this picture was from a while ago. Naw, Cat isn’t a part of the things I hate. As Told By Ginger:
This is one of the most evil cartoons ever. First of all, Clasky Csupo created this series. Clasky Csupo is one of the most evil companies ever. They’ve created such series as Rugrats, The Wild Thornberries, and this show…as Told by Ginger. This show is about an “average” teenage girl in Junior High. Great, another stereotypical show. I hate these things. First of all, this girl only thinks about if she looks good, and worrying if she’s ever going to get a boyfriend or not. Ha. Because of shows like this, every single girl also does the same thing. If there were one thing I could do, I would make it so this cartoon never existed. I MUST comment on the artwork here. First, everyone in this show have rosy cheeks NEARLY THE ENTIRE TIME. Second, the bottom of everybody’s lip is actually his or her chin. Third, everyone’s necks are about a foot long. Fourth, everyone has a lip about the size of a FREAKING BANANA. I’m sorry, but there’s only one thing I can tell this show to….
The Hulkster ALWAYS knows what to do! There’s also Rocket Power…but that show needs an entire article by itself. Rap Music:
I hate rap music. Wow, you get some guy to say stuff really fast, which most of it I heard is all about shootin’ cops or doing other inappropriate things. I just got this picture of Snoop Doggy Doo-Doo because I have no idea who any of these rapper’s names are. Except for this guy. He’s a rapper, right? Oh yeah, I’m still waiting to hear rap music that actually doesn’t have the BASS cranked up as high as it can go. “BAH BUNNAH NAH NAH….BUH NAH NAH….THUMP….THUMPTHUMP….THUMP….THUMPTHUMP…Yo, Ibekeeelinsomecopscuztheytookmysmokesaaaawayyo…..BUH NAH NAH NAH…THUMP…THUMPTHUMP…” Seriously, that’s all I hear when some one plays that garbage. I’m sorry, rap music, but you get Hulkified too. Well, there’ll be more to come in a bit. Yay. Until then, I’ll give you some of this….
~Marcie |
