Cars are designed to kill.

What legitimate reason is there to own a car? What do you need a "bumper" for? Why do you need to go faster than 5 miles per hour? Why do you need doors? When you're driving by somebody on a sidewalk, you could easily open the door and kill him.

Cars in the hands of the peons is a recipe for disaster.

Do you know somebody who owns a car? Antagonize him about it until he gets rid of it. Do you own a car?

Shame on you.

No, YOU'RE silly!

~Snoopy