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Name: Cowabunga Doowop
Genre: Total Rip-Off
Average Rating: 0.00000000027

 

This guy Inspector Gadget ripped us off and stole our ideas. He's kinda like the IRS... only not.

This dude Spy Satellite has a Walther P99. I've never actually seen it, but it's what I've heard. He has a spy satellite over my house.

This girl Semtex is weird. She's Stereotypical-Jap® and doesn't remember her past and slag. She has blocks of Semtex in each of her ears. I have the detonator.

This thing Tardo™ is like an animal. She is named Ed, YES, SHE. She's kind of like a retard... only more so.

This dog Puppy is the most well-developed character in the entire series. He rules. He's my favorite character.

They go around shooting things, Spiegel likes dying and shooting at Faye. They all like to smoke a lot. I think this show (if you wanna call it that) is an advertisement for Marlboro. In fact, I know of a computer that's an advertisement for Marlboro, but enough of that... to the reviews, you tubs of lard!

~Snoopy

 

Linus - Rating: N/A

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Snoopy - Rating: 0.00000000027

It seems that I fit my review into the overview. That must either take incredible skill or a lot of late nights. Watching this show is kind of like watching the Culture Club help the A-Team... only minus the A-Team, Culture Club, and the helping. It has some guns that are supposed to be actually real and stuff, and it has spaceships. Only thing it needs now is Walkers and I can sue them... uhm... yeah. Don't look at me that way! I HAVE A BLACK DOG, AND HE HAS LOTS OF SOY IN HIS DIET! WATCH OUT!

 

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Marcie - Rating: N/A

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