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That's right kiddies! It's time for another game
review, by **DOOSH!** The Deuce Master!
Well...I'm not really the master of anything. Yet...
ZOE2 is obviously, the sequel to Zone of the Enders.
Now, why should you play this game?
I don't know really...aside that it's REALLY SLAGGING AWESOME.
The combat is pretty much the same thing as the first game, but it
does have some tweaks here and there.
And now, instead of using that worthless punch from the first game,
you can grab your enemies and use them to
beat the other guys down. I never get tired of whacking people with
people.
The story...oh...the story. What's that?
Oh...it's that thing...where you...uh...like....have stuff happen.
Yeah.
You play as Dingo Egret, who just happens to be a Metatron miner. (Metatron
is the new universal energy. It's special. In a special way.)
Stuff happens, and eventually, Dingo gets shot. He barfs up a lot of
blood after that. Yeah.
The story really isn't all that important, so I'll skip most of it.
Anyways, you accidentally stumble upon Jehuty, the orbital frame you
played in the first game.
You walk into it, and you magically know how to pilot it, and a large
amount of BAHRAM orbital frames
come in to steal the frame from you. (Why does this sound so
familiar?) After that, you pretty much persuit
the BAHRAM military, and blow them up. Why? Because blowing stuff up
is cool.
The graphics in this game are even better than the first game, by
adding a tiny dose of cell shading.
And don't even give me that slag about how cell shading is for
kiddies. Or I'll send you a virtual e-mail slap.
And remember...I read your e-mail. Mwahahahaha!
The gameplay is just as awesome as the first game, and doesn't have as
many annoying S.O.S. missions. There is some replay value now, as
there are secret missions to unlock.
This game is very good, and doesn't have any flaws, aside that this
game is short. Not as short as the first one, but it's still pretty
short.
I give this game a 9 out of 10.
Pros-
Awesome.
Awesomer.
Very well rounded game, no real flaws.
Cons-
Too short.
Signing off: The Master of Deuce!
And remember kids, obey your parents, OR THEY WILL TURN YOU INTO
YOGURT.
Bet you never knew about your older brother Billy, did ya'? That's
because your parents ATE HIM FOR BEING A BAD BAD BOY. NOW DRINK YOUR
OVALTINE BEFORE I MAKE YOU!
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